An interview that I did at ThinkCon on March 16th has just been published. I was interviewed by Andrew Holding about ghost hunting and the themes that featured in my talk and you can listen to the interview here.
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A big thank you to Andrew and those who make ThinkCon happen – it was a great event with a whole variety of talks throughout the day at no charge for those in the audience. My talk focussed on the reality of modern ghost hunting – it’s a talk I will be delivering for London Skeptics in the Pub on May 13th.
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Keep Calm & Haunt on.
ThinkCon Interview
Thoughts on the Dorset Monkey
News broke earlier this week of a monkey sighting in the Dorchester area of Dorset reported by a 17-year-old girl who said
‘‘It looked about the size of a small gorilla. It was walking like one as well, using its arms and feet. It was such a shock I couldn’t believe what I was seeing at first. I managed to get a photo but it quickly went out of sight. I couldn’t see it very clearly. It was definitely a monkey because you could tell by its hunched back and the way it scampered across the field and up the tree. It wasn’t a black dog. I have no idea what the monkey was doing there. It could have escaped if someone was keeping it as a pet.’
Here is the photo taken by the eye-witness that allegedly shows a monkey.
Although what we’re looking at does indeed look monkey-like I wasn’t convinced when I first saw this, and although the eye-witness herself says that she saw a monkey I wasn’t about to just accept her word as proof of that – especially after my 2009 sighting of a ring tailed lemur in Bradford on Avon, Wiltshire that turned out to be a black and white dog…
I sent a curious email off to Monkey World in Dorset to ask for their opinion on this. They’re an Ape and Monkey Rescue Centre who offer not only a great visitor attraction, but also educational outreach work and rescue and rehabilitation for primates bought as pets by people who quickly realise they’re not ideal domestic pets. Basically, Monkey World rocks.
A spokeswoman got in touch to answer my questions and explained that they are not missing any apes or monkeys. She also told me that they were unable to identify the animal as a monkey or ape
You are correct that the picture is of poor quality which is surprising with all the modern technology and advancements today with camera phones. As the picture is of such poor quality, we are unable to identify exactly what it is and as I have been telling reporters for days now, I can confirm that all of our rescued monkeys and apes are safe and well at the park.
‘It had a long tail! With black and white rings! It was running like a lemur!’
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‘It’s a bloody dog’
So, if not a gorilla could it be a smaller primate? You can certainly own certain primates once you have been granted a Dangerous Animals License by your local council – this involves inspections from the local authority and other such measures to ensure you have adequate space, and can prevent escape and the spreading of disease etc. I have made contact with Dorset County Council about whether a license has ever been granted for a Gorilla, but I’m not sure I will get a response (I’ll update this blog post, if I do). This was something I questioned the Monkey World representative about. Their response
There is a growing problem in the UK with people keeping primates as pets and there are several species that are legal in the UK as long as you have the correct licences available from local authorities, however these generally tend to be smaller primates, nowhere near the size of the thing in the picture. For example squirrel monkeys, marmosets and capuchin monkeys – we know all about this as we generally end up picking up the pieces from members of the public who buy them thinking they are cute and very soon realise that natural behaviour (such as urine washing) is not conducive to living in a house..Often these primates are in a poor state of health by the time we are called in to assist, although small, these primates require companionship, the correct diet and veterinary care, adequate space, housing and mental stimulation and in most cases this is not provided to them. It is entirely possible that someone could have bought one of these primates from a pet shop, got bored with it and let it out, but I can assure you that the blurred image shown in damn nearly every single newspaper is not a squirrel monkey, capuchin or marmoset. The thing is far too big to be any of these.
Most Haunted at tea time? Not on Ofcom’s watch!
A tea time broadcasting of an old episode of Most Haunted at Chatham dockyard has been ruled as in breach of the broadcasting code because alleged psychic Derek Acorah was shown to be supposedly possessed by the spirits of a dead child who had been whipped, as well as the woman who it is claimed was responsible for the death of the child. Ofcom is an independent communications regulator that regulates the TV and radio sectors among others, and investigated the broadcasting of the episode before watershed under Rule 1.27 of the Code that states:
“Demonstrations of exorcisms, occult practices and the paranormal (which purport to be real), must not be shown before the watershed (in the case of television) or when children are particularly likely to be listening (in the case of radio). Paranormal practices which are for entertainment purposes must not be broadcast when significant numbers of children may be expected to be watching, or are particularly likely to be listening.
Ofcom concluded
Adults familiar with the long-running series would have sufficiently understood or decoded these statements, in the very last part of the programme, as questions relating to the veracity of the paranormal events, particularly those encountered by Derek Acorah, in this episode. However, in Ofcom’s view, these statements would not necessarily have been sufficiently clear to younger members of the audience who may be watching unaccompanied or were less familiar with the series and the background of the contributors appearing in it.
In Ofcom’s view, the cumulative effect of the malevolent nature of the spirits who ‘appeared’ either through Derek’s “possessions” or were recounted in the experiences presented, and the repeated references to children being harmed, mistreated or murdered resulted in this particular episode being consistently dark and menacing. Therefore it had the potential to cause distress to younger members of the audience. Further, while an adult may have picked up on the signposting throughout the programme, and particularly in the last five minutes, and concluded the programme was entertainment, children may not have understood this and could have been left feeling fearful of what they had viewed.
Read the full Ofcom report here (from page 10).
Channeling the spirits of the dead in the name of “entertainment”. Grim.
I’m a ghost hunter, get me out of here
This afternoon after I finish work I will be jumping straight onto a train and making my way to Cambridge. Tomorrow at 11am I am speaking at ThinkCon (part of the Cambridge Science Festival) with my talk entitled ‘I’m a ghost hunter, get me out of here!’. Tickets are sold out, but I am told that if you walk up they make be able to fit you into the audience.
Tomorrow morning at roughly 8am I will be speaking to BBC Radio Cambridgeshire about the talk and about being a Ghost Geek. You should tune in if you can, and if you can’t, then you shouldn’t.
I really enjoy giving this talk – it’s one that is constantly developing and changing as there’s never shortage of new ghost footage, photos and scandal, so chances are that if you’ve seen this talk before there will be a part that’s new for you. It’s a talk that looks at what ghost hunting is, the oddness, the scandals, but ultimately, the beliefs and the people and how we’re all a bit weird deep down.



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